• Radar
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  1. ponazor
  2. Away from me!
  3. Yuck, no
  4. I will feel better without this

    Wholesome date

  5. Get outta here
  6. The universe won't tolerate this

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.

  7. Make this disappear

    Animal Crossing Villager Wood Pins made by Lauren Rubin

  8. Not into it
  9. Make this disappear
  10. This? No
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  11. I get nothing from this

    hmmm