• Radar

🦷Hermie🦷

  1. ponazor
  2. Scram
  3. Not for me
  4. Away from me!

    Wholesome date

  5. I don't love it
  6. Buzz off

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.

  7. The universe won't tolerate this

    Animal Crossing Villager Wood Pins made by Lauren Rubin

  8. Got anything else?
  9. Not to my taste, no
  10. Got anything else?
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  11. Not this

    hmmm