• Radar
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  1. ponazor
  2. Beat it
  3. Leave no trace of this
  4. Get outta here

    Wholesome date

  5. Vamoose this
  6. Got anything else?

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.

  7. Never again

    Animal Crossing Villager Wood Pins made by Lauren Rubin

  8. Vamoose this
  9. Not to my taste, no
  10. Beat it
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  11. Gross

    hmmm