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  1. ponazor
  2. Plunge it to the depths
  3. Never again
  4. Please, no

    Wholesome date

  5. Whoosh this away
  6. Get outta here

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.

  7. No no no no no

    Animal Crossing Villager Wood Pins made by Lauren Rubin

  8. No more of this
  9. Please, no
  10. Why would you think I like this?
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  11. Next time do better

    hmmm