• Radar

🦷Hermie🦷

  1. ponazor
  2. Ugh, stinko
  3. Whoosh this away
  4. I get nothing from this

    Wholesome date

  5. Leave no trace of this
  6. Leave no trace of this

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.

  7. Not for me

    Animal Crossing Villager Wood Pins made by Lauren Rubin

  8. I want this gone
  9. Whoosh this away
  10. Buzz off
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  11. I hate this

    hmmm