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🦷Hermie🦷

  1. ponazor
  2. Get outta here
  3. Nuh uh
  4. Barf
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  5. Next time do better

    hey. you there. I got some female presenting nipple, you interested?

  6. Beat it

    Animal Crossing Villager Wood Pins made by Lauren Rubin

  7. Got anything else?

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  8. Not this

    This deer was struck by an arrow, but survived, leading to its rib cage growing around the arrow.

  9. Why would you think I like this?

    Wholesome date

  10. No no no no no

    we found snow | itseriksen

    Location: Kongsberg, Buskerud County, Norway

  11. Make this disappear