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  1. ponazor
  2. This isn't me
  3. Next time do better
  4. Deny this ever happened

    Wholesome date

  5. Not this
  6. I get nothing from this

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.

  7. This post is my enemy

    Animal Crossing Villager Wood Pins made by Lauren Rubin

  8. Not this
  9. What, even?
  10. No no no no no
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  11. Away from me!

    hmmm