• Radar

🦷Hermie🦷

  1. ponazor
  2. Away from me!
  3. No more of this
  4. This post sickens me

    Wholesome date

  5. Got anything else?
  6. Beat it

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.

  7. This isn't me

    Animal Crossing Villager Wood Pins made by Lauren Rubin

  8. Please, no
  9. Doesn't do it for me
  10. Ugh
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  11. Nuh uh

    hmmm