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  1. ponazor
  2. This post sickens me
  3. Why would you think I like this?
  4. No way

    Wholesome date

  5. Buzz off
  6. This post sickens me

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.

  7. Leave no trace of this

    Animal Crossing Villager Wood Pins made by Lauren Rubin

  8. The universe won't tolerate this
  9. Vamoose this
  10. Plunge it to the depths
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  11. Not to my taste, no

    hmmm