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  1. ponazor
  2. Not this
  3. This post is my enemy
  4. What, even?
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  5. The universe won't tolerate this

    hey. you there. I got some female presenting nipple, you interested?

  6. Doesn't do it for me

    Animal Crossing Villager Wood Pins made by Lauren Rubin

  7. I will feel better without this

    Nikolas Tower on Instagram

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  8. No no no no no

    This deer was struck by an arrow, but survived, leading to its rib cage growing around the arrow.

  9. This isn't me

    Wholesome date

  10. Less like this, please

    we found snow | itseriksen

    Location: Kongsberg, Buskerud County, Norway

  11. Please, no