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  1. ponazor
  2. On December 17, 2018, our Community Guidelines will change and adult content will no longer be allowed on Tumblr.

  3. I will feel better without this
  4. No more of this
  5. Got anything else?
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  6. This? No

    “The Fallen Astronaut”

    The only sculpture on the Moon, this statuette and plaque were secretly left by the crew of Apollo 15 in 1971 as a memorial to those who “made the ultimate contribution” to the exploration of space.

  7. No way

    This is literally fake news.

    Only one of their graph’s axes is labelled. You can’t even tell what the debt amounts are.

    Here are accurate graphs:

    And (the last two bars are Liberals from 2015 to 2016)

  8. Plunge it to the depths

    Wholesome date

  9. Not this
  10. I don't love it
  11. Get outta here
  12. No more of this

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.