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  1. ponazor
  2. On December 17, 2018, our Community Guidelines will change and adult content will no longer be allowed on Tumblr.

  3. Next time do better
  4. Yuck, no
  5. Barf
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  6. Not into it

    “The Fallen Astronaut”

    The only sculpture on the Moon, this statuette and plaque were secretly left by the crew of Apollo 15 in 1971 as a memorial to those who “made the ultimate contribution” to the exploration of space.

  7. Leave no trace of this

    This is literally fake news.

    Only one of their graph’s axes is labelled. You can’t even tell what the debt amounts are.

    Here are accurate graphs:

    And (the last two bars are Liberals from 2015 to 2016)

  8. This isn't me

    Wholesome date

  9. I get nothing from this
  10. Not this
  11. Away from me!
  12. I will feel better without this

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.