• Radar
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  1. ponazor
  2. Leave no trace of this
  3. Vamoose this
  4. What, even?

    Wholesome date

  5. Barf
  6. Next time do better

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.

  7. Deny this ever happened

    Animal Crossing Villager Wood Pins made by Lauren Rubin

  8. Never again
  9. Next time do better
  10. I hate this
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  11. Got anything else?

    hmmm