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  1. ponazor
  2. This post sickens me
  3. The universe won't tolerate this
  4. Away from me!

    Wholesome date

  5. Barf
  6. Not to my taste, no

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.

  7. Not to my taste, no

    Animal Crossing Villager Wood Pins made by Lauren Rubin

  8. Vamoose this
  9. Vamoose this
  10. Ugh
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  11. Next time do better

    hmmm