• Radar

🦷Hermie🦷

  1. ponazor
  2. Vamoose this
  3. Not for me
  4. Vamoose this

    Wholesome date

  5. Not to my taste, no
  6. Not for me

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.

  7. Whoosh this away

    Animal Crossing Villager Wood Pins made by Lauren Rubin

  8. Plunge it to the depths
  9. Get outta here
  10. Gross
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  11. I hate this

    hmmm