Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.
Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.
Bard: …
Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.
Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait
Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*