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  1. ponazor
  2. This post is my enemy
  3. Next time do better
  4. Scram

    Wholesome date

  5. Please, no
  6. Away from me!

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.

  7. This is terrible

    Animal Crossing Villager Wood Pins made by Lauren Rubin

  8. Nuh uh
  9. Make this disappear
  10. No way
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  11. Whoosh this away

    hmmm