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  1. ponazor
  2. The universe won't tolerate this
  3. No way
  4. Not for me

    Wholesome date

  5. Not to my taste, no
  6. No more of this

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.

  7. Leave no trace of this

    Animal Crossing Villager Wood Pins made by Lauren Rubin

  8. I will feel better without this
  9. Nuh uh
  10. Make this disappear
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  11. I get nothing from this

    hmmm