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  1. ponazor
  2. Next time do better
  3. Not into it
  4. What, even?

    Wholesome date

  5. Deny this ever happened
  6. Away from me!

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.

  7. This isn't me

    Animal Crossing Villager Wood Pins made by Lauren Rubin

  8. I don't love it
  9. Please, no
  10. Yuck, no
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  11. Less like this, please

    hmmm