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  1. ponazor
  2. This post sickens me
  3. I will feel better without this
  4. Less like this, please

    Wholesome date

  5. Buzz off
  6. Get outta here

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.

  7. Please, no

    Animal Crossing Villager Wood Pins made by Lauren Rubin

  8. This isn't me
  9. No more of this
  10. Whoosh this away
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  11. Plunge it to the depths

    hmmm