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  1. ponazor
  2. This is terrible
  3. What, even?
  4. Not to my taste, no

    Wholesome date

  5. The universe won't tolerate this
  6. Barf

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.

  7. Never again

    Animal Crossing Villager Wood Pins made by Lauren Rubin

  8. Scram
  9. No more of this
  10. Vamoose this
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  11. Deny this ever happened

    hmmm