• Radar

🦷Hermie🦷

  1. ponazor
  2. The universe won't tolerate this
  3. Deny this ever happened
  4. Get outta here

    Wholesome date

  5. Buzz off
  6. Vamoose this

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.

  7. Scram

    Animal Crossing Villager Wood Pins made by Lauren Rubin

  8. This is terrible
  9. Nuh uh
  10. Get outta here
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  11. Why would you think I like this?

    hmmm