• Radar
Radar Photo
  1. ponazor
  2. Leave no trace of this
  3. Vamoose this
  4. Yuck, no

    Wholesome date

  5. Please, no
  6. Less like this, please

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.

  7. Barf

    Animal Crossing Villager Wood Pins made by Lauren Rubin

  8. Not for me
  9. Doesn't do it for me
  10. Scram
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  11. I hate this

    hmmm