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  1. ponazor
  2. This is terrible
  3. Leave no trace of this
  4. This is terrible

    Wholesome date

  5. The universe won't tolerate this
  6. This post is my enemy

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.

  7. Unacceptable

    Animal Crossing Villager Wood Pins made by Lauren Rubin

  8. Not for me
  9. Get outta here
  10. Why would you think I like this?
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  11. Got anything else?

    hmmm