• Radar
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  1. ponazor
  2. Leave no trace of this
  3. Away from me!
  4. No way

    Wholesome date

  5. Why would you think I like this?
  6. Get outta here

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.

  7. Please, no

    Animal Crossing Villager Wood Pins made by Lauren Rubin

  8. No way
  9. Barf
  10. Never again
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  11. The universe won't tolerate this

    hmmm