
japanese mcdonalds has random special items a few times a month and theyre always so fucking weird
here’s, like. a Big Mozzerella Stick Burger or something.
Rogue: “Can I ruffle the girls hair?”
DM: “Roll sleight of hand”
Sorcerer: “If you get a nat1 you punch her in the face.”
Rogue: *Gets nat1*
Realistic Water Pokemon by Joshua Dunlop