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  1. ponazor
  2. Make this disappear
  3. This post sickens me
  4. No way

    Wholesome date

  5. Vamoose this
  6. Less like this, please

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.

  7. Leave no trace of this

    Animal Crossing Villager Wood Pins made by Lauren Rubin

  8. Yuck, no
  9. The universe won't tolerate this
  10. I don't love it
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  11. Never again

    hmmm