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  1. ponazor
  2. Why would you think I like this?
  3. No more of this
  4. Away from me!

    Wholesome date

  5. This post is my enemy
  6. I get nothing from this

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.

  7. Not this

    Animal Crossing Villager Wood Pins made by Lauren Rubin

  8. Not this
  9. The universe won't tolerate this
  10. Whoosh this away
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  11. Never again

    hmmm