• Radar

🦷Hermie🦷

  1. ponazor
  2. No way
  3. Why would you think I like this?
  4. Make this disappear

    Wholesome date

  5. I will feel better without this
  6. I hate this

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.

  7. Not to my taste, no

    Animal Crossing Villager Wood Pins made by Lauren Rubin

  8. Leave no trace of this
  9. I will feel better without this
  10. Doesn't do it for me
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  11. Gross

    hmmm