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  1. ponazor
  2. Why would you think I like this?

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  3. This post is my enemy

    This is literally fake news.

    Only one of their graph’s axes is labelled. You can’t even tell what the debt amounts are.

    Here are accurate graphs:

    And (the last two bars are Liberals from 2015 to 2016)

  4. Yuck, no

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.

  5. Deny this ever happened
  6. The universe won't tolerate this
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  7. Never again
  8. This? No
  9. No more of this
  10. Deny this ever happened
  11. Deny this ever happened

    hmmm