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  1. ponazor
  2. Got anything else?
  3. Vamoose this
  4. Not for me

    Wholesome date

  5. Please, no
  6. Away from me!

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.

  7. Less like this, please

    Animal Crossing Villager Wood Pins made by Lauren Rubin

  8. What, even?
  9. Not this
  10. This post is my enemy
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  11. Make this disappear

    hmmm