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  1. ponazor
  2. Away from me!
  3. Leave no trace of this
  4. No way

    Wholesome date

  5. Whoosh this away
  6. This post is my enemy

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.

  7. This is terrible

    Animal Crossing Villager Wood Pins made by Lauren Rubin

  8. Scram
  9. Plunge it to the depths
  10. Barf
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  11. Not this

    hmmm