• Radar

🦷Hermie🦷

  1. ponazor
  2. This? No
  3. This? No
  4. No no no no no

    Wholesome date

  5. Get outta here
  6. Doesn't do it for me

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.

  7. What, even?

    Animal Crossing Villager Wood Pins made by Lauren Rubin

  8. Why would you think I like this?
  9. Never again
  10. Not to my taste, no
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  11. What, even?

    hmmm