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    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

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    “The Fallen Astronaut”

    The only sculpture on the Moon, this statuette and plaque were secretly left by the crew of Apollo 15 in 1971 as a memorial to those who “made the ultimate contribution” to the exploration of space.

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    This is literally fake news.

    Only one of their graph’s axes is labelled. You can’t even tell what the debt amounts are.

    Here are accurate graphs:

    And (the last two bars are Liberals from 2015 to 2016)

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    Wholesome date

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    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.