• Radar

🦷Hermie🦷

  1. ponazor
  2. I hate this
  3. What, even?
  4. Beat it

    Wholesome date

  5. Got anything else?
  6. This post is my enemy

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.

  7. I will feel better without this

    Animal Crossing Villager Wood Pins made by Lauren Rubin

  8. I hate this
  9. Scram
  10. Got anything else?
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  11. Vamoose this

    hmmm