• Radar
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  1. ponazor
  2. Not to my taste, no
  3. Ugh, stinko
  4. This? No

    Wholesome date

  5. Not into it
  6. Buzz off

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.

  7. Not to my taste, no

    Animal Crossing Villager Wood Pins made by Lauren Rubin

  8. Not into it
  9. This is terrible
  10. Not into it
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  11. Leave no trace of this

    hmmm