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you cool, man?

@dasabootyhole

olivia. 26. queer. she/her. the only dopamine i get is thru weed and various movies/tv shows

It's so messed up that Coca Cola is one of the quintessential symbols of the US globally, a drink sold across the world and known for being refreshing and delicious, but if you actually go to the US and drink it, it tastes like ass.

fountain in italy

This is what I tried to explain to US platforms like Patreon when they suspended my account for having a nude statue as the background image: I live in Europe, I can go and see a nude statue within a 5 minutes walk. Children can see them, they're not in some 18+ container. I will never understand those policies.

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my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

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brother dubious

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"My liege, I'm afraid I have reason to believe your concubine plots against you. Worry not, your eminence, you can still trust me, of course..."

ewww youre Not a gross freak... ? thats so weeeirddd.. i dont think we can be friends sorry

some people assuming this post is a joke... im always so serious about loving gross freaks and you should be too

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i want to masturbate but i cant afford the name brand stuff so im always jakeing off and busting a rut and shit

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such base indulgences are beneath me

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now if youll excuse me. back to meating off.