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modern greek mythology adaptation where hades and persephone are played by john mulaney and his wife

She’s hades, he’s Persephone

im the dumb bitch mutual. the absolute fucking idiot mutual. people see me on their dash and theyre like “i didnt know u could read”

I’ve posted this before, but I will never be over it.

ok but what if all time low are gonna break up?? this is a legitimate fear of mine. “end of an era or a new beginning” hmm how about we don’t do that

i’m probably overthinking this but honestly??? i don’t trust them

my life has gotten exponentially better since I abandoned the “I was once a kid in AP programs and now I’m a subpar to average adult like the rest of the rabble, boohoo, woe is me” mindset and wholeheartedly adopted the fact that I’m a big loud dumbass and I’m going to make it everyone’s problem

some asshole: lizards are boring

me:

some asshole: holy shit

the fact that brooklyn nine-nine was cancelled while garbage like the big bang theory is still on air and getting one more season proves there is literally nothing fair or good in this world

me dropping to my knees to beg literally any network to pick up brooklyn nine nine

Ok normally I hate the edgy “what if everyone in this children’s show was actually DEAD and in the AFTERLIFE” type thing but. Total drama island is DEFINITELY set in Hell

In CoS when they try to sneak into Myrtle’s bathroom to ask her about her death, McGonagall catches them and Harry makes up the excuse that they wanted to see Hermione in the hospital wing and Minnie doesn’t give them detention and then comes this and since we all know Harry’s dumbest excuse, here’s the official suggestion to rate all of Harry’s excuses on a scale from

to

Harry Potter oscillates from 100% effort to coasting on a wave of apathy.