im still young i still have time im still young i still have time im still young i still have time [lays on the floor wasting my time]
the epic highs and tragic lows of literally just being in my head on a perfectly normal day
something terrible and monstrous is inside me [being in my 20s]
i’m literally too hot to be going through trials and tribulations constantly. life just needs to be a smooth sailing for me
scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???
if no one's told you this today: i'm really mad at you. you know what you did. & dont even try saying sorry because thats only gonna make me angrier
shithead you cant buy anything with $5 here. this is the $1 store. try going to a more expensive store asshole
macklemore really just said walk into the club like what up I got a big cock and we just accepted that. what was going on in 2012
me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions
[5 years later]
highly throwable imp: hoohoohee
me: hmm
there needs to be a law that says job rejections have to be sent by a person.
they can still copy and paste a template, but the email has to be from someone in the company's HR department so i know a human being was involved in the process at some point.
i'm so tired of submitting job apps, hearing absolutely nothing from anyone about anything, and then getting an email two months later from noreply @ lolyourefucked.com saying lol and letting me know i am, in fact, fucked.com.