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@daryldixongf

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sagittarius

my attitude about walking home alone late at night is that I love it and if you try to tell me it’s dangerous you are pre victim blaming me

“the mongoose i want under the house when the snakes slither by” is actually such a raw, sweet romantic pickup line and if i was will middle name graham and i just got fed a warm home cooked breakfast and piping hot coffee and i’m still in my underwear and some guy said that to me while looking at me like he sees me than more than the sum of my parts and what makes me repulsive and monstrous is actually my greatest strength my boxers would be on the floor i am just saying.

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hotgirlsrk

cant believe we live in a reality where getting a silly iced drink can set you back 7 dollars. it's like they want me dead