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TheSylveonsBlog

@darthsylveon

just the blog of a lesbian Sylveon she/fae

Your reaction to chatGPT instantly lets me know how easy it would be to trick you into thinking that you are haunted

"omg it's literally alive!" Two beers, 45 minutes, deck of tarot cards, and I'm charging you 350$ for an exorcism.

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PapaKoopa

A chain chomp broke its chain today, had to chase it all across the castle to catch it again smh

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BaldyMcNosehair

Just finished the prototype of a new badnik, probably my most diabolical plan yet 😈

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GanonDaMan

Guys... Heard a 'HYAH' in the distance... Might be AFK for a while

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RocketRuler

Some of the grunts just came back with a shuckle. DON'T WASTE MY TIME

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LetsaGo

Love it when I hit a block and there's a mushroom inside 🤩

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Mario Heritage Post

The Great Lakes and Saint Lawrence River superimposed on a map of Europe

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…OH.

I googled it once and the only reason why the Great Lakes aren’t called inland seas is because they are entirely freshwater, not salt.

By any other metric they’d be seas. Superior especially (the big one in the upper left) behaves like a small ocean, and has claimed at least 250 ships and over 1000 people. Gordon Lightfoot wrote a frankly chilling song about her that I’ll include here:

Reblogging for the map as well as for Gordon Lightfoot.

Source: reddit.com

The 2024 republican primary is gonna be buck wild.

De Santis: "Hello median American voter, the only thing I have for you is transphobia."

Trump: "Ron De-sanctamonius you're little pudding fingers boy."

Biden: "Back in Scranton we used to make a thing called Dirt Nachos."

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Why is Biden in the Republican primary

Because the DNC is already saying they're not having a primary and Biden felt left out

They've said very quietly like 5 seperate times that they will ignore any primary results and simply select Biden for re-election. Remember that recent polling says ~70% of Americans and ~55% of registered democrats want a different democratic candidate.