Your reaction to chatGPT instantly lets me know how easy it would be to trick you into thinking that you are haunted
"omg it's literally alive!" Two beers, 45 minutes, deck of tarot cards, and I'm charging you 350$ for an exorcism.
PapaKoopa
A chain chomp broke its chain today, had to chase it all across the castle to catch it again smh
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BaldyMcNosehair
Just finished the prototype of a new badnik, probably my most diabolical plan yet 😈
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GanonDaMan
Guys... Heard a 'HYAH' in the distance... Might be AFK for a while
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RocketRuler
Some of the grunts just came back with a shuckle. DON'T WASTE MY TIME
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LetsaGo
Love it when I hit a block and there's a mushroom inside 🤩
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Mario Heritage Post
Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block
“Where’s the next chapter?!” Well buddy you’re never gonna guess
What’s the comic sans trick?
wow = watch our woofs (it means dog videos)
you can say this when you watch a video with a dog in it or another animal to
women can watch dogs too it's okay
rules for hanging out with me
The dionysian mysteries
The Great Lakes and Saint Lawrence River superimposed on a map of Europe
…OH.
I googled it once and the only reason why the Great Lakes aren’t called inland seas is because they are entirely freshwater, not salt.
By any other metric they’d be seas. Superior especially (the big one in the upper left) behaves like a small ocean, and has claimed at least 250 ships and over 1000 people. Gordon Lightfoot wrote a frankly chilling song about her that I’ll include here:
Reblogging for the map as well as for Gordon Lightfoot.
The 2024 republican primary is gonna be buck wild.
De Santis: "Hello median American voter, the only thing I have for you is transphobia."
Trump: "Ron De-sanctamonius you're little pudding fingers boy."
Biden: "Back in Scranton we used to make a thing called Dirt Nachos."
Why is Biden in the Republican primary
Because the DNC is already saying they're not having a primary and Biden felt left out
They've said very quietly like 5 seperate times that they will ignore any primary results and simply select Biden for re-election. Remember that recent polling says ~70% of Americans and ~55% of registered democrats want a different democratic candidate.
its perfectly fine even normal and well-adjusted for boys to wear girl clothes and jerk off. it even says so in the Bible






