I suddenly have the urge to fuck.
So this one time i was really high with my friend and i looked at her with a serious face and said "you know how schools have globes of the earth?" She replied ""yeah" I said what if we are just people living on a globe of a giants class room?"
The creepest selfie i have ever taken. >.>
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I finally decided to start a legacy and everything was going great, the parents were famous and loaded, the kids were growing up into fine adults and moving out and starting their own families, so I had to keep up with multiple households. I went to switch to one of the son’s and he wasn’t living...
Oh my god! Thats hilarious!