is it ethical to fire an orbital laser at a cat

Only if I can play with it

ricky look! get the laser ricky, get th

(Commissioned this beautiful piece from the lovely @mirthandstar and it turned out fantastic so I wrote a thing.)

Inhale.

Steve revels in a single, solitary, sun soaked minute. His grip on Tony’s hand is firm, tanned fingers tangled with his as they sway to music only they can hear. Notes swirling in the air conditioning as Steve hums softly.

Tony’s hair smells like coconut shampoo and motor oil, as Steve tilts his head down to press a kiss to his chocolate curls. Tony leans back to grin at him, smile lazy as he curls against Steve like a flower seeking warmth.

They kiss, a sweet exchange of smiles.

Exhale.

Loving him is as easy as breathing

“One day we fell in love, Now we wonder What we were dreamin’ of…” (x)

So obviously I’m still angsting about Endgame - totally called it, but still. This was me looking for an excuse to draw a moment where a Steve out of time knows what he’s going to lose (knowing what he has lost), to which @starksnack added their sunshine to. Bless <3

"I could fix him" well I could turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box and then I'll put that box inside of another box and I'll mail that box to myself and when it arrives AHAHAHA I'll smash it with a hammer!!!

Florence Pugh as Yelena Belova in BLACK WIDOW (2021) dir. Cate Shortland

Hacimler açarım sana içimde, Dolman için, oraya akman için.. Hacimler açarsın bana; çağlayarak gelirim. Endişelenmen gereksiz, bir nedeni yok. Yalnızca öptüm...

I need that sign

every so often I remember that whales molt

I’m not sure why I feel this way, but imo this is the most cursed marine mammal fact I have ever heard

THAT’S RIGHT AND THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME SO I CAN INFLICT THIS ON EVERYONE AT 1AM!

Mammals normally shed their skin in small flakes all the time when their skin cells die off, but because whales are living in the ocean -AKA, Bacteria Stew- flaking off like that would cause microabrasions (really tiny cuts) that would mean the whale is continually fighting off infections.  So, when a whale needs to replace it’s dead skin cells, it preps it’s new skin underneath, then sheds all it’s dead skin cells at once, like a lizard:

but not having hands makes it hard to remove this gross film, so molting brings many whales clsoe to shore where they can roll around on rocky/sandy coastal seabeds to scratch it off.  Here’s a bunch of Beluga coming in for a mass scratch:

And THIS is what a chunk of Sperm Whale Molt looks like, floating in the water before it’s devoured by pelagic microfauna, because you take what calories you can get in the open ocean:

Nature is Amazing!

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”

Men trying to sound not horny by hating women is so funny. whenever i hear the word thot or e girl it sounds like an 12th century man saying temptress

Harlot!

accusing real life people of gaybaiting you is so funny to me.. how is it someone else's fault that YOU have a bad gaydar

"they profited off ambiguity" they literally just painted their nails and you diagnosed them with with fruit.

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Just thought I’d fucking Gnome all my idiot followers

TURNING INTO RATS WON’T HELP YOU WHEN I HAVE THE GUTTER FEAST CHARM, PAOLO

jojo siwa is like. her style is not my taste at all but as soon as other people call it annoying im like actually you're wrong she's an icon and a legend

she looks like the concentrated essence of a claires store and i do not mean this negatively

Hey my dudes today is the Super Bowl there’s no better time to reblog this

The Falcon and The Winter Soldier (2021)