🌵🇺🇸 Love such little details
- aus: Geisterbucht

this is what i'd do if i met the person who invented the word viscera
My roommate (the one who hates septum piercings so much they make her gag) thinks my art is the most disgusting and ugly shit on the planet, and every time I announce that I've sold a piece or gotten into a show, she makes the kind of facial expression you'd expect of someone eating chili at a live autopsy and says, "I'm glad you're having fun! :)"
You're all misunderstanding; I love her so much and I'm having a great time. It's like when you're a kid and you chase other, less cool kids around the playground with a fun worm you found.
She doesn't consume any media besides sitcoms and reality TV, and doesn't have social media besides Facebook, so when I come to her with something even remotely bizarre, she just has absolutely nothing to compare it to. Like, when I show her something mildly weird that made like this:
She's just fully convinced that I personally invented the concept of body horror all on my own specifically to make her life a living hell. She thinks I'm the only person like this alive. It's so funny. I love her.
I got my septum pierced btw.
I have realized that the perfect form of media must have a delicate balance between absolutely heart wrenching pure emotional devastation and the most ridiculous nonsense you have ever seen in your whole life
Where the Corpses Go
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you have to pretend to be a wizard sometimes, for your health. the obvious method is d&d, but you can also open the dishwasher on cold mornings and raise your arms dramatically as you're enveloped in the steam, or you can find a really good stick to walk around in the woods with, or you can run a bizarrely dedicated rp blog on tumblr. but it's an important component of human well being to occasionally pretend to be a wizard.
I have questions. For brad Buckner and his hag
15.19 inherit the earth we all saw it. so umm among several points of confusion why did Dean Winchester, guy who famously sells the world to Satan REPEATEDLY for the sake of his little brother, say. hey god? me and my brother can kill each other so easy if you bring the angel back. You know the angel who said he was in gay love with me and then died? Yeah I'll kill my brother without a second thought if you just bring him back to life.
HEY CAN WE I JNOW WEVE TALKED ABOUT THIS BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT. HE RAN UP THOSE STAIRSi need to find a post. One second
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Why is no one talking about that limp wrist Radovid presented to Jaskier when they first met. That man fully expected Jaskier to go on one knee and kiss his hand in adoration like he’s a maiden from an old tale. Absolute champ.
𝔚𝔞𝔯 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔓𝔢𝔞𝔰 🍏🍏 2022 Wrapped 3/3 Here are your favorite WAPS comics from this year. We had so much fun making these! See you in 2023.
"im looking respectfully" im literally begging you (dykes) to look at me (dyke) disrespectfully. please.