I’m a lesbian so I’m legally allowed to write bad poems and no one can say shit
lordvoldetit
roses are red
candles are lit
On my face you are allowed to sit
reblog if you’re one of the LGBTs that stole the rainbow from God
I was one of them and you’ll never get it back!
Joke, which was late for 7 years. But I could not help but draw it.
Serana: I can never marry because temples and religion make me extremely uncomfortable and I couldn’t ask for a blessing after the things I’ve done
Dragonborn: k
Serana: *gets to High Hrothgar and immediately starts fervently praying*
Dragonborn: wh-
Love doesn’t need to be perfect, it’s just need to be true.
“I've spent so long in the darkness, I’d almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is.”
sometimes i just sit and think about ways a genie can grant wishes.
reblog this and put the age you realised you were not straight in the tags
in five minutes of thinking i was legitimately scared at how easy it would be for me to write a sunstone style romance involving harley and ivy, all while acknowledging and using every bit of their long established lore and characterization.
too… damned ..easy!
I want this! 😍
modern xena and gabby would be such an annoying couple like you’d be like hey xena what have you been up to lately and she’d just be like ‘oh not much, gabrielle and I had some free time this weekend so we backpacked across three states, climbed a mountain and jumped off a waterfall, and stopped an armed robbery in a small town on the way back.“
meanwhile gabby is standing behind her in a crop top, her abs are staring at you & you’re just left standing there like “sometimes i walk up and down the stairs to the basement to do my laundry and I went to the gym once two weeks ago.”
Xena volunteers for the local fire department when she isnt running a the local gym. Gabby does yoga and writes books on spirituality and xena.
Gabby once invited you to do wheatgrass shots and go on a juice cleanse with her. Xena snuck you a steak on the third day when your vision got spotty.
They dont have a car. They have a horse. Somehow, you know the horse doesn’t like you and thinks your fashion sense is awful.
Theoretically they’re the best people you’ve ever known, but gabby kind of talks like a cult leader and xena keep smirking at you like she’s just had better sex than you ever will. So they make you a little uncomfortable.
Hahahaha this made me laugh…
Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?
I am a sith lord who can talk to dragons?? Awesome!
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