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“how would your friends describe you?”

HIS NAME IS NOT RATATOUILLE

HE MAKES RATATOUILLE LIKE A FUCKING CHAMPION

HIS NAME IS REMY YOU COWARDS

ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian

who

her: do you have protection?

me: of course baby

her: alright let’s do this

us:

after i move i really wanna get a used roomba

me irl

When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad