bbyfacefemme-deactivated2022040
hiiiii
If we date, you gotta kiss me every 2 minutes
oldsmileacct
And i fucking mean that
Slurp
faketop-deactivated20201219
hole tightening juice
i really can’t wait for the mornings where i wake my boo up w/ some old school music blasting while i cook breakfast🥺
j0shdngr
chill it’s cos your rare
the entire female population of east asia is rare?
homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed
veganasana
Omg
You order a package off Amazon. When the Amazon delivery guy shows up to your door, instead of giving you the package you bought, he beats the shit out of you. Then, when he sees that you are not dead yet, he calls all of the Amazon delivery people in the area and they all proceed to beat the shit out of you. Miraculously, you survive. Another miracle: a friend in your neighborhood caught the assault on video. After a month of recovery and extensive hospital bills that you have no idea what to do with, the video has gone viral. You read the comments below. “This is what happens to people who fuck with Amazon!!!” Someone says. “I’ve never been beaten up by Amazon employees, and I’ve been using them all my life!” Someone else comments. Later, you start to see articles popping up about your story. They all mention that when you were 17, your license was revoked for reckless driving. In a Facebook post on your mom’s feed, someone is going on a rant about how not all Amazon delivery guys are bad, and that if you look really close, the “bad” ones are just stressed out. Your name is trending on Twitter. Jeff Bezos films a response to your attack, denouncing the video of you getting beaten to within an inch of your life by his employees as becoming “a symbol of hate towards Amazon.” The people who attacked you still deliver packages around your neighborhood. You saw one of them just yesterday as you were watering your plants. You still can’t pay your hospital bills. Your phone dings- Twitter again. “Maybe if you didn’t order from Amazon,” someone pipes up, “this wouldn’t have happened!”
Holy shit
Someone did not get the analogy
Yikes.
inuzukahana-deactivated20210106
Blonde hair is so romanticized and sought after and brown hair is considered plain but consider: we’ve actually got eyebrows.
inuzukahana-deactivated20210106
The more you choose an energy, the more frequently it will emerge. If you feel some type of way, you chose it–consciously or unconsciously.
This Human (via thishumanspace)
