I feel like I just watched a whole movie

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THIS energy.....needed

The calmness as he sways into the breeze of the middle of the day, the concern and awareness of his safety, how he randomly was able to begin lip syncing the fucking song with ease, how he legitimately just sipped from entire bottle of fucking Cran•Raspberry juice! This is is living his life and being legendary and on a legendary level, absolutely amazing 🤦🏿‍♂️

how i’m trynna be fr

THE SCAM OF THE CENTURY

SCAM OF THE MILLENNIA

One of the real MVPs if we’re being honest (x)

lmfaaaoo me when I get a man :)

Fucking crine!

When you eat his ass and he cheats anyway

I fixed it.

had to watch a sea urchin fertilization lab for school and the way they dispose of the fertilized urchins is putting them in a tub labeled “used” lmao

cruelty

slutty urchins banished to the whore chamber

i think his funniest tweet is the pic of just the oval office but it has a gamer chair 

I’m voting for him

Some of these are legitimately good takes

Ya know how in Watchmen, Dr. Manhattan exists in all times at the same time? That’s what watching this felt like. I am both in 2020 and 2005. Who is this intrepid time traveler???

Someone on Twitter pointed out that apart from all the different elements, this is a master class in story telling and comedic timing.

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Damn. he did it to us again

he owns all of this

Pay attention to red flags 🚩 don’t fall victim to these types of men . High value women know when to walk away at the first sign.

Very close encounter with a humpback whale and her newborn on their 8000km journey at Rarotonga, Cook Islands                           

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Omg sound on!

Omg that is a big baby

Henry Cavill implying he has sex for his cardio workout

airing our dirty laundry on tv… rude

Let’s do cardio

Ok but imagine doing cardio with him….like bitch how you even survive that?

Young elephant thinks human is drowning so he rushes to save him

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We really don’t deserve elephants

I love them so much

A panda sitting in a pool twiddling its legs 

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