I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
What they said.

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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
What they said.
@lillimunstarr saved this and sent me the video and I haven't stopped watching it since, so of course I had to gif the fuck out of it because 🥵 seriously, mad AF clown Emcee looks divine. Thank you Lilli 💜💜💜💜
Years into the future. Yet another Dracula movie/tv adaptation is to be released. You see the first shot of the trailer.
It is a bowl of paprika hendl. Jonathan takes a bite. He chokes, downs a flask of water... and then takes another bite.
The director is one of us. You cheer, for the curse of bad Dracula adaptations is broken.
hallowed and forbidden no-man's land
If dracula busted inside you he'd call it a screampie or some shit
He'd say im gonna edraculate
No, I’m not obsessed with this look, I’ve just been hoovering up unedited pics from the Dark Eyes photoshoot for… academic reasons.
can he sit on your dash for a minute?? he'll be very polite :]
you have to start to scroll away and then come back and reblog this