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Fuck

@darkpastelpurple

'm Sage, 23, Floundering Adult, and uhhhh I reblog random shit

Godzilla is a Synapsid

I will not be taking constructive criticism

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This 2022 Bandai Godzilla skeleton figure would appear to support that hypothesis

Godzilla’s skull is consistent every time we’ve officially seen it

Also I put Godzilla into a synapsid matrix, he is specifically a cynodont

One of my favorite things about our beloved hellsite, despite being a relatively new member, is that people like this exist, who for purely the love of knowledge, do things like this.

I'd like to officially tell you, that you're awesome.

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the thing is this dashboard change isnt the end of the world ill get used to it whatever im just fucking dying of embarrassment that its supposed to look like twitter

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twitter gets run over by a bus and the next day tumblr comes 2 school wearing her clothes like. oh my god come on

SURPRISE. I HAVE MORE. 🚀🌕

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Wait, why can't you do fireworks on the moon? There are plenty of flammables that carry their own oxidizers. That's how we got people OFF the moon in the first place*. Regular ones wouldn't work, but there are certainly ways to make it happen!

*I mean, it was a combination of hydrazine and an oxidizer, the point is that you don't need to rely on atmospheric O2 for combustion.

I don’t get it, man. why. why do we have to homogenize everything. why does every product have to look and behave and feel the exact same way. why can’t tumblr maintain its individuality? why can’t it lean into the things that make it a unique and refreshing offering instead of scrambling to make it a carbon copy of twitter? sucks, man. sucks.

it’s just like. this broadcasts loud and clear that the people behind the curtain have no pride or faith in this site at all. that tumblr, as a whole, has no worth or merit unless it’s somehow tricking the larger internet community into thinking it’s actually another site. and the users are supposed to celebrate this? where’s the dignity? where’s the self-respect? where’s the joy? it’s disheartening and embarrassing to be forced to conform. smh.

Streamer who says "And now just a little break for an ad read, sorry guys, brb" and then they just pull out a newspaper and silently read some of the ads while scowling because they don't enjoy this, occasionally muttering "That's not even a good deal" and then calmly folds it back up and starts playing again.

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how many times do i have to tell you: you cant solve all your problems by saying the tumpet bwaaa

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but you can solve at least one!!!

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i actually prefer the tombone 🧐

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bwuuu

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cant even make one goddamn post without being heckled by a goddamn evil clone 😒