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Messed up bisexual girl

@darklarawithglitter

Get hot water, not boiling hot but almost hotter than you can stand, and put a metal spoon in it for a few seconds. Take the spoon and put it against the mosquito bite for about 30 seconds. Do it a few times if you like. The proteins that cause the itching are susceptible to heat and break down.

WHY DON’T THEY TEACH THIS SHIT I have four decades of suffering from skeeter bites behind me

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IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

get spooky

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how does this appear every june

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

it’s june

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K I N G Y’ A L L

LEE IT’S JUNE

GAY HALLOWEEN TIME

yall know what fuckin month it is 😎

This is why you vote & vote Blue

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They ran on doing this; not on how this was impossible.

This is why we want candidates to campaign on these issues: Because people want these jobs done.

Voting matters. #VoteBlue 💙

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I think it's really important to take a good look at who you're voting for in primaries, too. It's not being talked about that a lot of the people who got this done are a) younger and b) marginalized in one or more ways and c) aren't entrenched in establishment politics.

One of the reasons that things got done is because the people pushing those agendas aren't following the old "well we have to appeal to the right to our own detriment" Democrat defeatist stuff, and because they're young and because nobody had yet told them it couldn't be done, they just did it.

If you haven't yet seen the video of the young man responsible for the gig work reform bill being literally carried around on the shoulders of Uber drivers after the bill passed, go look it up. It's good stuff.

Yes, vote blue, because the Republican party is... *waves hands* but pay attention to who you're voting for. Show up at primaries. Don't just vote in the incumbent if they're not getting shit done.

Hell, run for shit, and if you do? Don't let 'em tell you that it can't be done.

LGBTQ+ Pride in New York City, 1994

For the 25th anniversary of the Stonewall Riots in 1994, flag creator Gilbert Baker was commissioned to make the world’s largest flag. The flag took months of planning and work done by teams of volunteers. The flag utilized the basic six colors of the rainbow and measured thirty feet wide by a mile long.

Tagged by @velvethopewrites to list 10 favorite songs and tag ten people, thanks sug!

  1. Nicotine Dolls - "The Madness"
  2. Kate Bush - "Night of the Swallow"
  3. Connor Price & Zensery - "Drop"
  4. Ethan Bortnick - "Engravings"
  5. India Arie - "I am Ready For Love"
  6. Team Genius - "I'm That Good"
  7. Louis Armstrong - "Do You Know What it Means, to Miss New Orleans?" (Been feeling a little homesick lately).
  8. Romes - "Chillthefuckout"
  9. Gizzle - "Get Loud for Me"
  10. The Cure - "Burn"

In no particular order and it will probably change but right now:

1- A Good Song Never Dies, by Saint Motel

2- It Snows In Hell, by Lordi

3- Le vent fou, de Renan Luce

4- Promiseland, by Mika

5- Fools of Damnation, by Epica

6- Off to Sea, by The Longest Johns

7- Un peu de mélancolie heureuse, de Tim Dup

8- Tiny Riot, by Sam Ryder

9- Les beaux métiers, de Gilbert Bécaud

10- Hit the road Jack, by Ray Charles

In response to my dearest @flocon-tourne-en-rond

1-I'm in love-kygo

2-The kids aren't alright - the offspring

3-Believe-Cher

4-Closer- Tegan and Sara

5-Anti-hero- Taylor Swift

6-The essence of silence-Epica

7-Underneath your clothes-Shakira

8-Twinkle Twinkle-Leah Kate

9-Colour-MNEK

10-Underwater-Mika

Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

First of all, scream like never before.

Next, wonder why I have this new "feature" and try to remember what happened.

I might try to be a crab for the rest of the day too

And finally, move onto accepting this body part, knowing I will able to finger my girlfriend from only one hand now. And cry

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…you can’t “call someone out” for beliefs they no longer hold. that is called digging up irrelevant dirt as an excuse to harass and ostracize someone. i can think of literally nothing more transparently malicious

if people can’t change their beliefs, are we all meant to just fucking die the second we make a wrong decision? it’s stupid and unsubstainable

I miss what we had. I miss you so bad. It's not over I know it. I'm hella scared, because I'm nobody's first choice, not even yours. I hate this feeling, I just want you here with me.

J

ADHD is a disability. I know this. Nobody else around me does. When I say I can't do something, I don't need tips, I don't need encouragement, I need you to believe me. I need just one person to believe that I'm not lying when I say I am unable to do something because of my literal developmental disability. No more "just push through", no more "try harder", no more "I did it and you can too", because I am absolutely sure that in this moment I am unable to fucking do it! Please believe me for once. Please.

I’ve officially forgiven Dublin Bus for all the times they were late or never showed up cos the pride Bus they done with proud dads was the most wholesome thing i’ve ever seen in my life & i still can’t watch it without tearing up omfg

i thought i could keep it together but i lost it at “let’s go to pride, son” 

I too lost it at that part

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I’m not crying.

You’re crying.

Okay, fine, everyone is crying.

Teach boys about periods

My mother also talked about periods to my brothers.

When I first got mine I had terrible cramps. Crippling cramps. I once was camping with my family and a few of my big brother’s friends when my period came. My cramps were so bad that my mom gave me a full pain killer ( I was 13 and before that she only gave me pills cut in half).

I literally laid down on my parents’ air mattress and cried in pain for an hour before the pill kicked in.

My brothers friend came in to the big tent and I was just curled up and sobbing. Now, I was quite the tomboy and was known to rough house with my brothers and their friends and made sure I wasnt seen as just “a little girl.” So my brother’s friend was confused to see me openly weeping in the fetal position (seriously, these were the worst cramps I have had in my life. My vision went white). He asked what was wrong with me.

My big brother stood up immediately and suggested a nice long hike. During this hike I am sure he had a pretty awkward conversation with his friend explaining menstrual cramps, because when they got back the pain pill had (mostly) kicked in and I was sitting up at a table when my brother’s friend sheepishly asked me if I was feeling better. I said I was better, and he said good.

When we made s'mores that night my brother and his friend kept me well supplied with chocolate.

Making sure sons know as much about periods and menstruation as daughters makes them better brothers, better sons better fathers, and better men. A man that understands a period will not lightly accuse a woman of “being on her period” if the woman is in an argument.

Raise better sons Teach them about normal bodily functions.

HIT REBLOG PLEASE

this reminds me of that post about that dude who carries tampons with him at the gym because “half the world menstruates” and “you will build a whole guest room in case your friends want to stay the night but you won’t carry tampons in case they start their periods unexpectedly” or something and honestly they both give me life. <3